Eternal Family and The Witching Hours Present:
Friday, April 8th, 2022
Doors at 8pm, Show at 9pm
$12 adv / $18 door
Non Plus Ultra
Eternal Family Entertainment Service is as Proud as a Parent to Present A Birthday Present-ation of Eternal Entertaition!
This Family Night is a celebration of Eternal Nascence! It’s the second anniversary of a new 2 year-old brand, and the bold grand debut of brand new Baby, who’s turning 2 too!
YOU’RE INVITED TO THE BIRTHDAY BABY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY, AT NIGHT! IT’S A NEONATAL NOCTURNAL ETERNAL PATERNITY PARTY FOR ALL ETERNITY!
Warning: This picky baby is pretty finicky and fairly gnarly if she’s not binging her favorite fringe streamables. She’ll go from colic to frolic after a live set or five from her preferred performers, especially a special virtual appearance from the most age-appropriate animal-tronic musical act since the 1st Birthday of Earth: The Eternal Family Animal Band!
Here is the wishlist of creators whose content can pacify and lullaby our little guy:
* Joe Castle Baker & Max Wittert
* Grin Machine
* Rachel Kaly
* Robby Rackleff
* Kelly Cooper
* Brian Fiddyment
* Jay Weingarten & Matthew Goldin
* Soft Screen
* Sarah Squirm
* Alan Resnick
* Simple Town
* A.C. Crowley
* Secret Guests
We have a wide array of Unique Entertainers & Party Fun for all your friends & family including:
* World Video Premieres
* Unexpected Live Performances
* A Gigantic Birthday Card!
* Energetic Music DJs
* Animatronic Band featuring FAVORITE characters!
* Home Video Messages
* Singing Happy Birthday
* Blowing out the Candles!
* Official Merchandise ~ take home your own!
* Birthday Photos & Videos
* And MORE!
Join us for the Family Night event in your local area:
Tickets are on sale now!